Eco-friendly Fuel Fan Pillows

'This baby gets 12 city, 13 highway and 25 off a bridge.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Recycling bottle bank.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Fetching some fuel.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Smart Arse Meter

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Woo-hoo!"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Car on bike.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Please don't run out of gas...

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'