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'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

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Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Palin 2012

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"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Flu Drugs.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"I'll check your circulation."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Dangerous Trumpism

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'