Press Follower Prints

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Raheem Sterling

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

US election postal vote controversy

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Palin 2012

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Dangerous Trumpism

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"I'll check your circulation."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Flu Drugs.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"