Political Follower Pillows

"So, you never actually disappear?"

Shimon Peres last embrace...

'Labour have promised everyone can see their GP within 48 hours. . . here's yours!'

Trump's hole in one

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

"And yet another great coronavirus press conference performance sir."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Palin 2012

2016 election squabbles!

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Elections in the USA

Pollster

The end of election 2016

The Great Divide.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Tea Party and the US economy

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

John McCain

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"I Win!!!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"I hope it misses us!"