Geopolitical Follower Pillows

Energy Crisis

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Libyan Crude Oil

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Trump's America"

"I'm a stable genius!"

American Bombs

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

The end of election 2016

Trump Tariffs

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

An Arm and a Leg.

Nothing New Here

Foreign policy

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"I Win!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

8 years of GOP economics.

The Return of the Red Telelphone

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

US Advises Americans to Leave Ukraine

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"