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"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Libyan Crude Oil

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The end of election 2016

Trump Tariffs

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"I'm a stable genius!"

Masters of Political Oratory

"Trump's America"

Hard Border

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe.

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

Projecting Obama

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

How Do You Take Your Evil?

"Victory!"

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

Nothing New Here

"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."

The Marriage of Alternative Facts

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"After Trump, Russia is the greatest threat to the USA!"

21st Century Leadership

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."