Press Lover Pillows

"I'll check your circulation."

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"I will answer anything but questions."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

As Seen On TV

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

The Critic...

Newspaper

The Croucho Club

power of press

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

The killing of journalists

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Pierre Bonnard.

'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.