Press Lover Gifts

"I'll check your circulation."

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"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"I will answer anything but questions."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

The Daily Me

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

The Critic...

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Newspaper

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

As Seen On TV

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

The killing of journalists

power of press

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

The Croucho Club

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'

Pierre Bonnard.