Press Supporter Gifts

Cuban Press

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

National Everything Awareness Day

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I'll check your circulation."

The Daily Me

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

These remarks are completely off the record

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

power of press

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

The killing of journalists

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

Journalist in jail

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Censorship and Apple Daily

Freedom of Press

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

All the best

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

About this dependant of yours...

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....