Print Media Supporter Gifts

"Who said print media was dead?"

Lumbar support animal

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Fresh picked baseballs.

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

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Writer's Strike

Journalist in jail

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

News Hourglass

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Cuban Press

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Print Media

'Lou's News Stand'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

The imprisonment of journalists in Egypt

Jourdan Rodrigue