Physical Media Supporter Gifts

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lumbar support animal

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"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

100k Desert Crawl

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

As Seen On TV

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Jeb Can Ficks It

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

EU money addiction

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."

Sports area vendors.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Cuban Press

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"