Physical Media Supporter Pillows

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lumbar support animal

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"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

100k Desert Crawl

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

As Seen On TV

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Jeb Can Ficks It

EU money addiction

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Cuban Press

Sports area vendors.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.