Streaming Supporter Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Men's Health Screenings.

100k Desert Crawl

Fresh picked baseballs.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Sports area vendors.

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Forever Pride!

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet