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The New Austerity.

'My feet are killing me.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Men's Health Screenings.

100k Desert Crawl

"God, I love this show!"

Nutflix

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Fresh picked baseballs.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Sports area vendors.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Forever Pride!

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."