Streaming Lover Prints

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Nutflix

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Trial by Media

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Spoiler alert."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"