Netflix Lover Prints

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Trial by Media

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

Kirsten Johnson

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Spoiler alert."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.