Netflix Lover Gifts

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Trial by Media

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Spoiler alert."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Kirsten Johnson

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Solar Panel

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.