Netflix Aficionado Gifts

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"You distract it while I make my escape."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Television Readers.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Canadian film production

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'