Netflix Fan Gifts

"This isn't what I expected when you suggested a night in watching 'Squid game'."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Bowled over again!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

'It's a horror-comedy.'

TV Situations vacant.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Clive Anderson

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Moses' TV guide.

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Millennial Splaining