Streaming Aficionado Gifts

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Haven't we already seen all these on Netflix?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Passive or interactive?"

A memory is a terrible thing to lose. . . but think of all the videos you can stream again!

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"My family is pretty close. In fact, I'm streaming some family content as we speak."

Contingency plan for when Netflix is down...

"Campus lockdown 2020-21: Studied Net Flix, takeaway menu apps, and future benefit entitlements."

"I'm paying how much a month for this streaming service?"

"He's been in a self-induced social coma ever since discovering all the video on demand services."

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"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

"Maybe we could swap places next time you want to binge-watch a Netflix series back to back."

"No need to call in a missing persons report. Thanks to all the streaming devices, our neighbors stay in a binge watch movies."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Neighbourhood Binge Watch Area

Digital Switch-over.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

Couple is watching tv on a cell phone instead of a large screen.

"Since discovering fire, he's done nothing but binge-watching."

"Wow, this thing is big!"

"Babe, I'm tired of staying in and watching Netflix every night. How much is Hulu?"

"She’s getting the house and cars, but you get to retain all your unique streaming services passwords."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Have you read all these?"

Non-Binary Digital Streaming

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

"Did you see the final episode last night?"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'It's always repeats on the BBC!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.