Streaming Aficionados Gifts

Netflix - Who's Watching?

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Live Stream

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

Police Box

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."