Streaming Service Enthusiast Gifts

'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

"I don't think I can watch anymore."

"I knew it! It's those b*****ds at Netflix!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"