Netflix Junkie Gifts

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

University Soapflakes

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

Movies vs. Films

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Mog The Week

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Eva Mendez

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Amanda Seyfried

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

True Story Movie

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.

Kathryn Morris