Tv Show Junkie Gifts

Flower watching a gardening programme.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Look out it's the naked Chef!"

"Do you want to watch couples decorating their house, couples selling their house, couples buying a house, couples buying a house in another country, or couples decorating their hosue, selling it and buying one in another country?"

Denise's obsession with reality television programmes was getting out of hand..

'It's the Nielsen people. They want to know what we are wasting our time watching.'

'Looks like the sun'll come out tomorrow.'

'Well, personally I didn't think the news was any better with Katie Couric.'

Bobby Flay

Tom Baker Caricature

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Movies vs. Films

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Spoiler alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Mog The Week

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K