Streaming Service Lover Gifts

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"We'll have to stop him from watching our Netflix the old fashioned way. Close the curtains."

Trial by Media

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Live Stream

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Menopause and the City

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Nutflix

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Clownton Abbey

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"God, I love this show!"

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'