Streaming Service Loyalist Gifts

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Please feel free to browse."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

"Yes, you're right, we definitely live in a stream, but NO, that doesn't make us streamable content!"

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'