Godcast Loyalist Gifts

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Please feel free to browse."

Football addict

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'