Godcast Loyalist Pillows

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Trent Alexander-Arnold

"Please feel free to browse."

Football addict

Ball and Chain

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Replica Football Merchandise

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"