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"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Punkins

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Original punks go to reunion

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

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Ball and Chain

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

Bad Dog

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."