Netflix Junkies Prints

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

True Story Movie

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'