Streaming Junkie Prints

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Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Why do you watch so much TV? What's the attraction?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

University Soapflakes

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Spoiler alert."

Movies vs. Films

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Mog The Week

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."