Streaming Addict Prints

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

TV Trash

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"It was tragic, he was SO close to finishing his Netflix wishlist."

Showbiz Awards

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Live Stream

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Stephen Fry

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The Invention of the Wheel

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Starvation Watching

Can't Touch This

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."