Streaming Addict Pillows

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

TV Trash

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"It was tragic, he was SO close to finishing his Netflix wishlist."

Showbiz Awards

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Live Stream

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

The Invention of the Wheel

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."