Streaming Enthusiast Pillows

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"Yes, yes, we love you too. What's your Netflix password?"

"What? You said you wanted another streaming service on demand, so I installed it."

"The cable was so expensive I had to get a smaller tv"

"Mom, when we talk, is that like live streaming?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off on demand?'

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"Tonight we have a film Premiere for the few of you who haven't already illegally downloaded and watched it."

"Turns out he actually meant Netflix and chill."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

Live Stream

EweTube.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"We have an hour before we need to leave, let's watch some TV!"

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

"Near as I can figure the multi-million dollars actors are on strike against the multi-million dollar producers."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."

"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"

Apple TV+

"Oh, my God! You don't have Netflix?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"