Streaming Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh, you cut the cord too?'

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

It's well done, but I find it hard to stay interested since they cut down to just 13 episodes per season.

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."