Entertainment Junkie Prints

Top 100 best guesses what celebrities do - when they're not reminiscing on top 100 best of shows.

What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!

Another Moronic Game Show Hosted By Comedians

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Falling Rock

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Steven Colbert

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"Couldn't get any of my acts into panto this year, all full of %�*$ TV critics"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Do you think this reality TV craze is ever going to end?'

T.V. infinity.

'We'll dress them up as characters from musicals, make them live in a lighhthouse with an antelope ... it's reality TV at its best.'

Before TV Reality Shows: 'Don't worry, it's not real blood...just ketchup.' 'And they're not eating raw sheep brain. It's just a green jello mold.'

Emergency Celebrity

'The following program is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever.'

Tittle and tattle.

Justin Bieber

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

You're really not interested in new gadgets? Something's changed. It doesn't bother you if I insult your iPhone or your Xbox or your Wii? They're just toys. What about my needs?! Too much TV is making you edgy.

"Spoiler alert."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

University Soapflakes

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Reese Witherspoon

Big screen TV.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Movies vs. Films

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Mog The Week