Entertainment Junkie Pillows

Top 100 best guesses what celebrities do - when they're not reminiscing on top 100 best of shows.

Another Moronic Game Show Hosted By Comedians

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"Couldn't get any of my acts into panto this year, all full of %�*$ TV critics"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Do you think this reality TV craze is ever going to end?'

T.V. infinity.

'We'll dress them up as characters from musicals, make them live in a lighhthouse with an antelope ... it's reality TV at its best.'

Emergency Celebrity

'The following program is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever.'

Tittle and tattle.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Spoiler alert."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Big screen TV.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

How I met your mother

7 More Dwarfs

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'