Netflix Junkies Pillows

"And I'll huff and I'll puff until you give me your Netflix password!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

University Soapflakes

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

Movies vs. Films

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Mog The Week

Eva Mendez

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Amanda Seyfried

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

True Story Movie

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'