Singing Lover Prints

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Karaoke night.

George Martin

Jerry Lordan

Musical genres

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Joseph and his coat

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Music Therapy

I'd like to donate to your theater, but