Singing Lover Pillows

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

Von Trapp family masks

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"This is a duet yourself project."

Tenors

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."