Children's Song Lover Pillows

"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Jacques et Jille

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

"Where the wild things went."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

The little preservative that could

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

'Well, yes he is good, but basically all he's done is rewrite old Beatles melodies.'

"I can't remember the title, but it starts 'Once upon a time'."

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

Frank and Ernie's Updated Childhood Favorites. "The Little Engine that Could." Hey, wait a minute! What's in this for me?!

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

'It's about a little helicopter who goes to a beauty shop - 'The Whirly Bird gets the Perm'!'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."

Jemaine Clement

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.