Children's Songs Enthusiast Pillows

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

If you're happy and you know it...

Love birds playing a guitar.

Tenors

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Madeleine L'Engle

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

Cows warming up.

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."