Children's Songs Fan Pillows

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"This is a duet yourself project."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

What Goldilocks didn't know.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

The three bears hitchhike holding sign: 'The woods'.

"I didn't see you."

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush