Children's Songs Enthusiast Prints

Old MacDonald's Hawaiian Farm...

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

If you're happy and you know it...

Love birds playing a guitar.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Tenors

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

A singer being criticised

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Pirate King

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Music has doubled my income..."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

Winnie Hits Pooberty

Madeleine L'Engle

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

Cows warming up.

Syd Barrett.

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"All you need is love."

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."