Children's Song Lover Mugs

"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Jacques et Jille

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

"Where the wild things went."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

The little preservative that could

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"I can't remember the title, but it starts 'Once upon a time'."

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

'It's about a little helicopter who goes to a beauty shop - 'The Whirly Bird gets the Perm'!'

Jemaine Clement

Jack and Jill