Musical Lover Pillows

'I'm just a girl who can't say no.' (Woman at a speech therapist).

'I got it! Let's get everyone together, clean up that old building out back, and put on a musical!'

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'I told you not to get seats in the gods.'

"Thanks Jeffries, but I think we'll pass on relaunching the company as a musical"

'What do you mean I can't act?! I was in the touring company of 'Cats'!'

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

"I thought I told you to wash that man right out of your hair and send him on his way."

"We've missed 'The Fantasticks.'"

Von Trapp family masks

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

I thought everyone know 'You Can't Take it With You.'

Joseph and his coat

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

Captain Pointy No.6 - River pointy

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Dancing in the sea

Pirate King

Pirate King!

"Hello I'm Marty, and I'll be performing your colonoscopy."

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Peter Pandemic

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Amelia removes her veil

"Those who can can, dance."

Cabaret

NTHNG FR 'LS MSRBL' OR 'PHNTM.' HOW BT 'A CHRS LN'?"

"Oh, my God! It's alive with the sound of music."