Music Lover Pillows

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Piano-Tuning Bar

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Woody Shaw

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'

"Sounds good. No, wait ??" that's my iPod."

Rock n' Roll...the Later Years.

'It's the latest technology. A Pacemaker/MP3 Player. That's where you plug in your earbuds.'

'You have an irregular, catchy heartbeat.'

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"

Non-relaxation CD's for narcoleptics.

Bacterial Culture

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'And on backup...'

'I'm following him on Twitter.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Kylie Minogue.

'You're out of key, and you've totally picked the wrong number for your vocal range. Face it, you'll never make it as carol singers'

"Any requests?"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

'Take a look at the chart and tell me your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10.'

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

D.J. Vu

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'