Streaming Lover Pillows

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Trial by Media

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

All-Day Breakfast

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'