Rowing Lover Pillows

Training punt

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Say it with flowers: It!

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Urns in love

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."