Rowing Lover Pillows

Training punt

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Words of Love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Urns in love

Say it with flowers: It!

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."