Rowing Fanatic Pillows

'Day off?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Running

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Mohamed Salah

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.